4

A fart on a stick

Well how does that even work

Science will prove it

3

What I wore today
Well, it is a mere two words
Banana Hammock

Thanks to Genelle for thinking of Banana Hammock!

2

Silently, ambush.
A thousand little nightmares.
Oh my god, the dongs.

1

The biggest penis:
Large enough to kill a bear,
My work is thorough.